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"Hello!
Congratulations! Your application for the EverQuest Guide Program has passed our grading process and we would like to take this opportunity to extend an invitation to you to become a member of the program for EverQuest Online Adventures. Please reply to this email and let us know whether or not you are still interested (please Reply All).
Thank you for your patience during this process. Getting selected is quite an accomplishment with the fierce competition. Well done! We look forward to hearing from you.
On behalf of the EQOA SMT,
Taesha the Fair
Senior Guide
Grobb Training Team
Policy Team Chair"
To which I replied...
Dearest Taesha,
I am honored, to say the least, that you have selected me out of the hundred or so people that still play EQOA. I must, however, respectfully decline your invitation.
Unfortunately when I applied I was not aware that those chosen to "grade" my application were in fact illiterate. I would like to congratulate you and your fellow colleagues on completing the Hooked-on-Phonics course and grading my 3 paragraph application (i hope the multi-syllabic words didn't confuse you)... and to think you accomplished all of this in just 12 short months!
Alas, in the time that passed since I applied to the guide program I had what an alcholic would call a moment of clarity. I was able to see clearly, once my eyes stopped bleeding from staring at those horrific graphics, how truly pathetic EQOA is. In this moment of clarity I decided to sever my ties to this mmo with atari2600 graphics and devote all my free game time to mastering Q-bert!
In closing I'd like to thank you again for choosing me. Unfortunately since I have stopped playing this title I see no benefit to myself in joining the guide program. However if you provide me with naked pictures of you and/or another guide (preferably female) fucking a donkey on stage with Tiny Tim in the saddle I would sincerely reconsider my decision.
Sincerely,
Mike
P.S. I might change my mind for a blow job also... just throwing that out there
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I wonder if she'll write back ?
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