joe14joe adventures.
professor:joe I have a question about your paper
joe14joe:WELL WUT IS IT TEACH?
professor:it's just cutups of a magazine on construction paper
joe14joe:LOL ISN'T THIS COLLAGE?
professor:how did you get into this school
joe14joe:LOL *winks*
Dean:joe...it doesn't seem you even go here you just showed up on the first day and they gave you a dorm room by mistake
joe14joe:first of all it's joe14joe,second of all I got liek a million on the SAT and fourth of all you smell
Dean:you forgot 3...wait where'd you'd go
*deans looks outside to see joe14joe running away...naked*
Dean:get me campus police and a detective
professor:so the big exam is today and....JOE GET AWAY FROM THE NUCLEAR REACTOR
joe14joe:LOL i just wanna c if i can maek my wang bigger
professor:GOD YOU COULD CAUSE AN EXPLOSION THAT COULD DESTORY THE WHOLE CAMPUS
joe14joe:thats wut she said...is this nuclear cooking?
professor:GOD THAT ISN'T EVEN A CLASS..DON'T MOVE
joe14joe:can...can I dance?
professor:NO THATS MOVING
joe14joe:the ladies love to c me dance
professor:DON'T MOVE
* joe14joe does the monkey*
professor:OMG
joe14joe:LOL WUTS THE MATTER
student:uhh..dean I have a question about our T.A.
Dean:yes?
student:well...he came in the first day...slapped all the girls asses then ran off
Dean:his name isn't joe is it
student:well he called himself joe14joe
Dean:yeah we gave him a job to keep him busy.
joe14joe:MY EARS R BURING
Dean:oh god
joe14joe:LOL GUESS WHO CAN NOW SHOOT FIRE OUT OF THIER EARS....YOU
*joe14joe shoots a flamethrower at student's face...student dies*
joe14joe:IF U CANT STAND THE HEAT SATY OUTTA MY PANTS
highschool senior1:this college seems pretty nice...maybe I'll go here
highschool senior2:what about that guy over there
joe14joe:HAY LADIES R U 18?
highschool senior1:uhh....
joe14joe:wanna go to my college?
highschool senior1:you mean that box over there with the number three on it in crayon
joe14joe:the 3 was a gift from the class of '95
highschool senior2:what majors do you have?
joe14joe:well we have the #1 sexxing of joe14joe program in the country
highschool senior1:I wanna be a laywer
joe14joe:i'm sure we have that in the back
highschool senior2:uhhh we aren't interested
joe14joe:U_U
roomate:can't sleep joe14joe will kill me
student:sup
roomate:AHHH..oh its just you
student:man you look horrible
roomate: i haven't slept in days...my roomate wanted to play WoW..excpet in real life.
student:wow
roomate:yeah he called me alliance scum and gnawed at my knees for 16 hours then he said the BG was up and began to beat me with the school flag!
student:golly...where is he now
roomate:he went out to get some water and food
joe14joe:SO YOU'VE BOUGHT ALLIES...THEY THEY ARE NO MATCH FOR MY FIREBALL
roomate:oh god
joe14joe:IEIEEIEIEIEIEIEEIEIEI
student:my ankles...he weak but his nails are sharp!
joe14joe:PROFESSOR...JOE14JOE IS LOOKING AT PORN ON HIS LAPTOP
professor:uh...aren't you joe14joe:
joe14joe:....
students:.....
professor:.....
joe14joe:wanna see it?
professor:get out
student:my mom just sent me 100 dollars
student2:what are you gonna spend it on
student:i don't know...maybe food and a new mircowave
joe14joe:DID SOME1 SAY CITY OF VILLIANS
students3:i did
joe14joe:SHUTUP NERD I WAS TALKING TO STUDENT 1 AND 2
student1:my name is earl and his name is sta...
joe14joe:NAMES AREN'T IMPORTANT R U GONNA SPEND THAT MONEY ON CITY OF VILLIANS
student2:whats a city of villian
joe14joe:SHUTUP YOU HAVE NO MONEY
student2:but you just said..
joe14joe:I WILL EAT UR FACE
student1:no I wouldn't be buying that
joe14joe:THEN THE FATE OF YOUR FACE IS ALSO SEALED...INTO MY BELLY IT SHALL GO
campus police:HEY
joe14joe:LISTEN
campus police:what...listen..we've been looking for a guy running around acting like an idoit
joe14joe:oh you mean...joe14joe
campus police:yeah...you sen him
joe14joe:does he have long legs like mine?
campus police:yea
joe14joe:and a face like mine?
campus police:yes
joe14joe:and wang as long as mine
campus police:yea...wait a mintue you're joe14joe aren't you
joe14joe:LOL YOU CAN'T CATCH WHAT YOU CAN'T SEE *takes off clothes and runs away naked*
Dean:HELP ME
guy:omg Deam whats wrong
Dean:joe14joe....as a prank he burned down my house and killed my family
guy:i'll get help
joe14joe:LOL I'LL SHOW J00 FOR TRYING TO STOP ROBOT HOUSE
dean:what are you talking about leaveme alone just let me die in peace
joe14joe:DID YOU SAY PIECES
guy:he said peace....wtf is your problem
joe14joe:i care too much
professor:I think we've finally found a cure for cancer
student:yes this will put our college on the map
joe14joe:AND THIS WILL PUT PICKLES TOYS ON THE MAP *drinks cure*
professor:DAMN IT JOE...WITH THAT WE COULD HAVE GIVEN A LAPTOP TO EVERY STUDENT
joe14joe:does that come with porn and WoW?
student:uh...the skin on your arm is falling off
joe14joe:yeah that happens just before I have to fap
student:......
professor:maybe you should see a doctor
*joe14joe pulls down pants and begins to spank the monkey*
joe14joe:I can do this in like 5 seconds
student:shouldn't you be studying for midterms?
joe14joe:i am
student:you're staring at a girls crotch
joe14joe:......
student:oh I get it
student1:wow someone is stealing all the bandwidth. someone should tell joe14joe to stop playing WoW.
student2:hey joe14joe, stop playing WoW, we're trying to research stuff here
joe14joe:THE ONLY THING YUO NEED TO RESEARCH IS HOW TO USE STUDY GROUPS!*pulls out japanese fan and whacks student while chasing him*
campus nurse:well I think you should go to the city hospital for this growth in your pants
joe14joe:LOL I'M A DUDE...IT'S MY WANG
campus nurse:uhh...most people don't have two of them
joe14joe:LOL I TOOK A BATH IN THE NUCLEAR MATERIAL
campus nurse:...
joe14joe:ROFFLE...
campus nurse:you're going to die young man
joe14joe:LOL EVER WONDER WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH A MAN WITH TWO WANGS?
student:ugh...my grades suck...damn midterms
roommate:dude....I can't even enter my room to get a pen...my roommate turned it into a giant tent
joe14joe:LOL NO FAT CHICKS
roommate: come on man...at least give me the picture of my mom
joe14joe:well okay
roommate:thank yo...hey wait a minute...you replaced my mom's head with a picture of your wang
joe14joe:UR MOM LIEKD IT LAST NIGHT
roomate:god damn it, that didn't even make sense
joe14joe:KNOW ANY HOT CHICKS...BUT NOT TOO HOT I DON'T WANNA BURN DOWN MY HOUSE
roommate1:wow ps2 what game you playing
joe14joe:shadow of the colossus\
roomate1:uhh...isn't the point to hit the blue spots
joe14joe:LOL I'M TRYING TO FIND THE WANG ON THIS BEHEMOTH IT MUST BE AS BIG AS MINE.
roomate1:....
joe14joe:lol wanna know how thunder is made?
roommate:I'm in meteorology its when two clouds..
joe14joe:NO IT'S WHEN TWO COLOSSI HAVE SEX.
roomate1:.....
joe14joe:I HAVE A DATE WITH A FAT CHICK TONIGHT AND IM PRACTICING
student:crap...cops and there is beer everywhere keep it cool joe14joe
joe14joe:LOL U ALL KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING
student2:oh god caught with beer and we are with joe14joe. we are screwed
joe14joe:LET ME DO THE TALKING GUYS
cop1:okay guys let me see your liscene
joe14joe:I HAVE ONE....A LICENCE TO KILL
cop1:....
student1 and 2:....
joe14joe:
cop1:sir put your pants back on
joe14joe:HERE IT COMES
cop1:sir....you just ruined by shoes
joe14joe:LOL I'M NOT DRUNK LET'S CHEESE IT GUYS
*students and joe14joe run away but joe14joe trips on his pants*
joe14joe:LOL I'M FALLEN AND I'M OUTTA AMMO
cop1:okay you're going downtown
*joe14joe throws pants at cop and the pants turn into a snake*
joe14joe:LOL SNAKES TO KNOW YOU
cops1:ARRRGGGG
student:how did you pay for college anyway?
joe14joe:affirmative action
student:....
joe14joe:yep I'm 100% trollish mage
student:you know...WoW isn't real
joe14joe:LOL ALL I HAVE TO DO IS STAY ONE STEP AHEAD OF THEM AND i'LL BE FINE
man:are you joe14joe...I need to take about how you got into college
joe14joe:oh...I have my paper work right here....BLA
*man turns into a sheep*
joe14joe:wanna know how sheep babies are made?
dean:the football game is off
football player:why?
dean:well joe14joe went to our rival school and burned it down
football player:dear lord
dean:then he took the dead bodies and reenacted "West Side Story"
football player:oh my god I think i'm gonna be sick
dean:then he tired to create a working Ironforge with them
joe14joe:HEY GUYS CAN I GET SOME SKIN
dean:i'm calling the police
football player:I'm gonna kick your ass
joe14joe:IT'S OKAY I HAD SUBWAY FOR LUN....
*joe14joe is beat to a pulp by the fooball player*
joe14joe:LOLZ I HOPE GEICO COVERS INJURIES
roommate:so what did you bring...desktop or laptop
joe14joe:LOL LAPTOP PORN ON THE GO FTW
roommate:heh heh
joe14joe:WANNA GET NAKED AND FAP IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER
roommatea:dear lord
joe14joe:LOL JUST GIVE IT A TUG
student:textbooks are expensive
studetn2:I know...hey "joe14joe's discount books" let's check it out
joe14joe:LOL HI2U WANT SUM BOOK
students:uhhh...do you have "College Chem"
joe14joe:NO BUT I HAVE JOE14JOE NAKED 4 FREE
student2:I'll take that
joe14joe:....
student:......
student2:....heh?...
joe14joe:dude I was kidding...here take your books and get out
student2:i'm sorry
student:damn a 10 page paper...I didn't know college would be so hard
joe14joe:THATS NOT WUT ELSE IS HARD
student:
joe14joe:ASTROPHYSICS IS RLY HARD
student:i thought you were gonna say....
joe14joe:MY WANG IS GONNA BE HARD...IT JUST NEED SUM BLOOD
student:
pre-med student:wow...this is the first time I've seen a dead body
joe14joe:...yeah she's pretty hot
pre-med student:she's dead and decomposing
joe14joe:more holes though
pre-med student:holy crap joe...you're insane
joe14joe:INSANE LIEK A FOX...A FOX WHO'S ABOUT TO HAVE S-E-X
mom:joe14joe here's your gift
joe14joe:*begins to unwrap gift*YES POWER OUTLET SEX AND YOU....*unwraps gift*....whats this?
mom:A COUPON
joe14joe:it says "if you run away we'll buy you a new bike"
mom:yup...please take this offer
joe14joe:LOL MOM I'M 18...TIE SOME PORN TO IT AND WE'VE GOT A DEAL
student:after hyper-analyzing joe14joe I think he's a big fish in a little pond
student2:i think he has mother issues
student:big fish-little pond
student2:mother issues
student:BIG FISH
student2:MOTHER
joe14joe:...LOL STOP THE RABBLE ROUSING
student1:whats the answer?
student2:yes..wtf is your problem
joe14joe:LOL I FAP IN 2 MANY PEOPLE'S EYES
student1:wha?*gets wang slapped*
joe14joe:KEKEKEEKEKEK I'M A MYSTERY WRAPPED IN A CONDOM
healthcare worker:okay we're set for bird flu
joe14joe:QUICK I GOT AN STD
healthcare:stay clam sir...just take off your pants and let me take a look
joe14joe:teheheehehe
healthcare worker:everything looks normal
joe14joe:LOL WHO KNEW THERE WAS A PLACE ON CAMPUS WHERE YOU COULD GET UR WANG TOUCHED
*runs out with pants at ankles
healthcare worker2:you think he knew you were a guy
healthcare worker:he knew
speaker:and that is why time travel could never occur using modern day physics any questions? yes you in the pants
joe14joe:i can change that lolz
speaker"please don't
joe14joe:my question is....if I go back in time and have sex with myself one a scale of 1 to 10 how hot would that be
speaker:.....
joe14joe:well?
speaker:please if you won't take this seriously leave
*big puff of smoke shows up in the middle of the stage
audiance:gasp
*man comes out of smoke*
man:i come to you from....THE FUTURE
joe14joe:wanna do it?
man:LOL THE ONLY REASON GOD INVENTED HUMANKIND IS TO GO BACK AND HAVE SEX WITH J00
joe14joe:LOL THANKS GOD
god:np man
joe14joe:WHERE YA'LL GOING THIS PARTY IS JUST GETTING STARTED
student:....who are you and why are you my room
joe14joe:let me sit on ur hand...i have a cool new way of fapping
student:I'm calling campus police
joe14joe:JIMMINY JILICKERS! you mean THIS CAMPUS POLICE
student:where did you get that badge and why does it smell like pee
joe14joe:LOL you don't wanna know
student:uh....why are your pants down
joe14joe:I GOTTA MARK MY TERRITORY N00B NOW GET OUTTA MY DORM OR I'LL CALL CAMPUS POLICE
student:but you just said
joe14joe:take him away boys
student:.......
*joe14joe jumps out window*
student:are you okay it's a 5 story drop
joe14joe:LOL DON'T WORRY I HAVE A PHOENIX DOWN IN UR ROOM
joe14joe:ROBOT HOUSE
student:we're English majors
joe14joe: TRALFAMADORIAN HOUSE
student:ugh...so it goes
professor:did you read the book
joe14joe:DID YOU READ THE BOOK
professor:i wrote the book
joe14joe:HOW CONVIENT
professor:listen....get out of my class if you're going to have these outbburst
joe14joe:you want an outburst...I'LL GIVE YOU AN OUTBURST
proffsor:DEAR GOD MAN PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON
joe14joe:can you turn into a girl for like 5 seconds
student:how about we fill the dorm up with paper...would that be a good prank
joe14joe:How about we all get naked and have sex
student:how would that be a prank?
joe14joe:prank you say
student:yes
joe14joe:well we could label 3 boxes 1 2 and 4...THEY SPEND DAYS LOOKING FOR BOX 3
student:who would spend days?
joe14joe:the...guys
student:who?
joe14joe:*mumbles*
students:what?
joe14joe:hey...is your wang getting hot or is it just me?
student:I'm a girl
joe14joe:Is your wang getting hot or is it just me?
lab tech:these computers are state of the art
joe14joe:HOW DO I LOG ON TO THE INTENRET
lab tech:GET OFF THE COMPUTER MOINTER
joe14joe:lol point me in the direction of the disk slot i have a virus blocker
lab tech:what?
joe14joe:my man juice is very clean...I CLEANED IT LAST NIGHT
lab tech:how what? get out of here
joe14joe:LOL WELL I FAPPED INTO A BATHTUB ADDED SOME SOAP THEN DRANK IT
lab tech:0_o
joe14joe:lol thats the exact look the girl I was fapping to gave me
joe14joe:so where's the toilet where everyone has to poop in at once
professor:out back
joe14joe:D:
joe14joe:so how fast can I download music on this network?
college man:you can't do that I'm sorry, it's illegal
joe14joe:is fapping into the water supply illegal?
college man:........
joe14joe::D
collge man:how long where you gonna let me drink this water?
joe14joe:until the tingling starts!
student:man this is the worst thanksgiving ever...i want to go home
cafeteria cook:OMG THE TURKEY IS MOVING
joe14joe:JOE14JOE.....IN THE TURKEY!
student:ugh....why are you naked and crusty
joe14joe:LOL
student:so this white stuff isn't NASA stuffing
joe14joe:it stuffed my girlfriend up lolz
student:.......
joe14joe:and by girlfriend I mean plastic baggie i'm gonna throw at some orphans on Friday
joe14joe:wanna cyber?
student:the normal way to cheat on the exam is to copy each other
joe14joe:tomato tomato
student:it's text...i can't tell the pronunciation difference
joe14joe:HOW CONVENIENT
student:what?
joe14joe:is that cyber thing still on?
dean:okay I'm going to pardon you for all your crimes
joe14joe:SWEET...CAN I DO ONE MORE THING FIRST?
dean:no
joe14joe:LOL V-HEADBUTT
dean:arrggggggggggggggggggg
joe14joe:LO-"Just as joe14joe was about to finish his internet acronym the nuclear explosion overwhelmed him*
I'll get a hold of more later, theres a crap load more. I haven't even begun to put in the joe14joe fan fics.
